Can U Not Today

Can U Not Be a Hater? (ep. 9)

Studies say that people who are hateful on social media are more likely to have psychopathic traits. And it makes sense. Hate usually comes from anger, insecurity, burner accounts, people who are defensive because their beliefs got challenged, or those who haven't achieved much in life. Some people even hate just to get a reaction out of you. In this episode of Can U Not Today, we talk about the psychology of a hater and also discuss why some friends secretly don't even want to see you succeed.

Can U Not Be a Sexist Pig? (ep. 8)

Hooters is officially disgusting. Just when you thought the most misogynistic company couldn't get any more piggish, they pull out new uniform shorts that are basically butt floss. HERE'S AN IDEA: If you want to make women wear this crap, how about minding your own business when it comes to what they do with their bodies? PS: Your hot wings are actually terrible.

Can U Not Be a Hypocrite? (ep. 7)

In the season one finale, we are getting real deep and real nasty. We are calling out the hypocrites. Hypocrites are rampant today and there's way too many types to list but in this episode, we're focusing on three kinds: religious, political, and sexual hypocrites. There's some real uncomfortable truths in this one and if you're offended, then you're the problem. Join us for the season finale that is full of verbal fireworks. CAN U NOT BE A HYPOCRITE?

Can U Not Surgery Shame? (ep. 6)

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THEM. In this episode, we dive into the phenomenon of shaming... surgery shaming in particular. Most of the time, the people who shame others are just unhappy with their own lives. Plastic surgery is more common than ever and nothing is wrong with wanting to look a certain way. If it makes people happy, who cares? Does it affect you personally? NO. The Internet has made it common practice for people to shame and hate just because they can. Join us and hear our perspective on this petty behavior as we use our imaginary psychology degrees to try and break down the shaming mindset.

Can U Not Mooch? (ep.5)

CALLING ALL FREELOADERS! In this episode, Jen and Kristen talk about the moochers and the leeches. Not just the money moochers though, we talk about the moochers of your time and energy too. There's some personal confessions in this one too so tune in and get the bad fish dish!

Can U Not Catcall? (ep. 4)

"AYE BABY, WHAT'S YO NAME?!" This episode is for anyone who's ever been publicly embarrassed by someone who had the audacity to catcall them for no reason. It's also for you degenerates who have the nerve to spew unsolicited catcalls. People will holler at anything and NO, it doesn't matter how you're dressed. Throw that excuse in the trash because people will holler at someone who literally just rolled out of bed. Join us as we dive into the mindset of catcallers and put these fools on blast. If you're triggered, you're the target.

Can U Not Antimask? (ep. 3)

We're still in the midst of a pandemic. We had to say something. In this episode, we put Covidiots on blast. The worst kind of people are the ones during a global health emergency who refuse to take precautions to protect OTHERS. Pure selfishness and entitlement on full display, folks. We also dive into the science behind masks, why Jen wears one every flu season and still has her freedoms, the child-like psychology behind antimaskers, and why people who don't wear one around others should rightfully be shamed. Buckle up, buttercups! Love it or hate it, this is the real deal.

Can U Not Flex? (ep. 2)

"Weird flex but okay." We all know them... the people who show off EVERY. SINGLE. THING. No one cares about your new socks, bro. In this episode, we put the excessive flexers on blast, talk about why it happens - and let's be real - blame it on social media and full-blown narcissism. BAD FISH FAM... get ready for your regular dose of real talk with a side of savage.

WTF is Can U Not Today? (ep. 1)

Introducing Can U Not Today! BEST friends calling out the WORST people: A podcast where everything's fair game and no one's safe. We're just saying what everyone's thinking. So hang on to your hats, the talk is gonna get [stupid] real. Recorded remotely, don't judge us.